Me: I can't believe you know about SEO
Her: Turn you on? :)
Me: Definitely optimizes my engine.
Her: That's only because you have a good conversion rate.
Me: You're welcome to clickthrough.
Her: I'm afraid you may be a black hatter. Not a fan of interlinking.
Me: Too bad. I'd like to Bing.
Her: Well you are good at latent semantic indexing...
Me: Fuck, this is getting technical
Her: Are you cloaking?
Me: Well, I'm certainly not keyword stuffing
Her: I'm enjoying your splash page :)
Me: Then crawl it
Her: Not enough content in the meta data
Me: Not sure if you just called me an idiot or said I had a small penis
Her: No, just your content hasn't been indexed yet. Simply happens to be very dynamic... in a very good way :)
Me: I'm not into backlinks though so don't try anything
Her: I can't figure out the translation...
Me: Anal.
Sexy geeky conversation
I met a cute, geeky girl in a bar and exchanged these texts later that evening:
