Undercover octopus

The Mimic Octopus is a creature of the devilish nature: it has the ability to change colors and shape, assuming the appearance of another animal.


I hate it when I go to my fridge to grab a beer and it's a fuckin' mimic octopus!

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Young Adam and Jamie


Happy Halloween!

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Padded lampposts for the safety of texting pedestrians


There is something wrong with the British.
Britain's first 'Safe Text' street has been created complete with padded lampposts to protect millions of mobile phone users from getting hurt in street accidents while walking and texting.

Around one in ten careless Brits has suffered a "walk 'n text" street injury in the past year through collisions with lampposts, bins and other pedestrians.

The 6.6million accidents have caused injuries ranging from mild knocks and embarrassing cuts and bruises through to broken noses, cheekbones and even a fractured skull.
Daily Mail (Not The Onion)

Jack O'Lantern of the day


Android - 1, Apple - 0

Made by TechCrunch reader, Lee Arnold.

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Norm is drinking


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The Jackson Pollock of pumpkin carvers


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Foreign couple owned by locals at marriage renewal ceremony in the Maldives


A helpless unidentified Western couple were mocked by locals when they decided they wanted to get their marriage vows renewed at the Vilu Reef resort in the Maldives. After the video of their 'ceremony' got some attention on Youtube, police took matters in their hands and are now investigating it.
The amateur film of the ceremony, posted on the video sharing website Youtube a few days ago, shows the couple sitting in a makeshift shelter on the beach, surrounded by local people.

The bride is wearing a white dress and carrying a bouquet, while incense, official looking documents and wedding rings lie on the table in front of them.

"Your marriage is not a valid one. You are not the kind of people who can have a valid marriage. One of you is an infidel. The other, too, is an infidel - and we have reason to believe - an atheist, who does not even believe in an infidel religion," the Minivan newspaper quotes him as saying.

"You fornicate and make a lot of children. You drink and you eat pork. Most of the children that you have are marked with spots and blemishes. These children that you have are bastards."

The camera focuses on the paperwork in front of him, which local media say was not a marriage document but employment contracts - he then begins to read from these.

The celebrant also makes references to bestiality, sexual diseases and "frequent fornication by homosexuals".
BBC News

The Chuck Norris Thrillogy is available


Ian Spector's three Chuck Norris fact books The Truth About Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T and Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped are all available in a single pack, under the name The Good, the Bad, and the Deadly: The Chuck Norris Fact Thrillogy for only $23.76.

So, 400 facts + 400 facts + 400 facts = 1,200 facts.

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Taking a test


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Quitting Civilization: a flowchart


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If you're going to San Francisco...

You're going to meet some pot-smoking people there. Dallas NBC-5 TV reporter Newy Scruggs was reporting from McCovey Cove in San Francisco this Wednsday when a bunch of Giants fans interrupted him by smoking weed in his near vecinity.


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What happens when you delete your Recycle Bin?

Here's an answer:


Yahoo Answers

The real answer

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Yo Dawg, I herd you like bunnies...

Vladimir Putin the rabbbit, is losing his summer fur in a very irregular manner. This is what he looks like right now:


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Movie quote t-shirt


16 Movies in 16 Quotes, by Adam Antium

Go vote it up on Threadless to make it available.

Cool Halloween costume: Ron Washington


7-year-old Liam Roybal from Keller, Texas is dressuing up as Texas Rangers manager, Ron Washinghton this year:
Liam is a big baseball fan. He and his father came up with the idea for the costume.

He already had a baseball uniform and a pair of glasses. The mustache was the only thing he had to buy.

The boy's mother shaved his head to make sure the costume was complete.
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Peace through facesitting

This 29-year-old guy from Brooklyn has a fetish and he is pursuing it. In a very useful manner: he's out in Union Square every day, from 2 to 6 PM, where he lets you sit on his face. All in the name of world peace.


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Single-serving animated gif site of the day

Jack Nicjolson - The Shining gif
Wendy, I'm home!
The Shining (1980)

A collection of mesmerizing short looped gifs from famous movies, with quotes.

If We Don't, Remember Me

Have you ever seen an iguana fart?


Now you have.

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The Obama vibrator is a real thing


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Previously: The Obama dildo

Artsy tee of the day


The ASOS Defaced Wall Crew Neck T-Shirt aka the Dick on a Wall t-shirt is available for purchase for £10.00.

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Rapper pisses himself during battle

It happens to the best of us and when you least expect it.


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Cannot be unseen: Library book drop


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Insects getting pied

What? Just because they're small, they can't be thrown at with pies and stuff?


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Mom kills baby for interupting Farmville session

Alexandra V. Tobias, 22, was arrested after the January death of 3-month-old Dylan Lee Edmondson. She told investigators she became angry because the baby was crying while she was playing a computer game called FarmVille on the Facebook social-networking website.

Tobias told investigators that she shook the baby, smoked a cigarette to compose herself and then shook him again. She said the baby may have hit his head during the shaking.
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What's your ninja name?

You have it. So you better know it:


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The truth behind the worshiping baby

Apparently the video of the baby worshiper was edited and modified. Here's the original version:


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The Bill Murrays of Wes Anderson


Casey Weldon made these portraits of Bill Murray as characters from Wes Anderson's movies, others than the ones played by Bill Murray, for Bad Dads, an upcoming Wes Anderson-themed art show in San Francisco.

The characters:
Max Fischer from Rushmore (Jason Schwartzman); Chas Tenenbaum from The Royal Tenenbaums (Ben Stiller); Anne-Marie Sakowitz from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Anjelica Huston); Margot Helen Tenenbaum from The Royal Tenenbaums (Gwyneth Paltrow); Francis from The Darjeeling Limited (Owen Wilson); Richie Tenenbaum from The Royal Tenenbaums (Luke Wilson).
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Androids are real

One giant leap towards robot world domination: Actroid-F, a super-realistic human-like robot developed by Kokoro Co. Ltd. and ATR and coming strainght from the depths of the uncanny valley, was launched earlier this month in Tokyo. Its function is to work in hospitals as a caretaker and it is "supposed to give patients a heightened sense of security".


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The Bernie dance

Based on the moves of the dead guy Bernie from the 1980's movie Weekend at Bernie's, it's the new dance craze that is sweeping the South.


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Simpsons

The voices bhind the characters:


Just some of them: Dan Castellaneta, Hank Azaria, Yeardley Smith, Julie Kavner, Harry Shearer, Nancy Cartwright.

Made by cgk, who was inspired by the faces and the voices behind the Jokers.

Previously/related: The voices behind the Simpsons

Bathtub dog

Bathtub dog is enjoying his hot bath just like any other person would.


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The shortest video on Youtube

That's exactly what this is:


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School bus


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Physics!: bullets spinning on a frozen lake


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Tramp stamp


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Taiwanese CGI of the day: the Charlie Sheen scandal

As you may have already heard, Charlie Sheen is in trouble with the law again, after trashing a hotel room in New York while naked and on drugs a couple of days ago. Here's the Taiwanese CGI reenactment guys' take on it:


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Pick your parents


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Bear orgy

It's what it looks like. In fact, it's a bear mother suckling her four 7-year-olds at a wildlife park in Denmark.


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All the cops in town have quit after drug-related attack


Only in Mexico:
The entire police force of a small northern Mexican town quit after gunmen attacked their recently inaugurated headquarters, according to local reports on Wednesday.

Los Ramones Mayor Santos Salinas said nobody was injured in Monday night's attack, during which gunmen fired more than 1,000 bullets at the building's facade, according to Noroeste newspaper's website. Six grenades, of which three detonated, were also flung at the building, the newspaper reported.

All 14 members of the force reportedly resigned Tuesday. Nobody answered the phones at Salinas' offices, according to The Associated Press.

The new police headquarters had been inaugurated three days earlier.
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Fart cannon

Manley here is collecting his farts to fuel a home-made cannon. He's been doing it for quite some time now.


Manley's blog

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Sexy Trollface Halloween costume


Butterface?

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Pauly D as Justin Bieber

The stuff of nightmares:


Jeresy Shore's Pauly D revealed this Halloween he's gonna be dressed as Justin Bieber.

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Time traveller caught on camera

Here's a clip form the 1928 Charlie Chaplin movie The Circus, discovered by George Clarke. In it, you can see a woman who appears to be talking on a mobile phone. It's got a lot of attention on Youtube and people are saying it's a time traveller.


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What I'll be this Halloween


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Fainting kittens explained

The fainting kittens video from yesterday, which I chose not to post because it was too sad, just got a little bit funnier with a little audio editing from b3ta.


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Boba Fett's Invoice


Boba's gotta get paid.

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The style of music

From Moxy Creative Hopuse: a collection of the clothing worn by the most famous musicians throughout history.


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Conan O'Briens Halloween costume

Conan O'Brien doesn't usually dress up for Halloween, but this year is special so he's gonna wear a mask of himself.


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Boing Boing hacked?


The site is down right now, here's a mirror.

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Awesome people doing awesome things - a compilation


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US states by movie

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Redditor subtonix has made a map of what movie he best thinks that every US state represents.

Johnny Cash's 'To do' list


An actual 'to do' list hand-written by Johnny Cash is up for auction, along with other personal items of the Man in Black.

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There Will Be Blood - the SNES game version

You knew it was coming: the story of Daniel Plainview and his quest for fortune gets the 16-bit treatment:


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Darth Vader, Extra Terrestrial from the Planet Vulcan


Print made by Jacob Borshard, from Nakatomi Inc, honoring 25 years since the release of Back to the Future.

Available here (also in 3D)

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The cast of Back to the Future reunited

To promote the Back to the Future: 25th Anniversary Trilogy, actors Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson, and Mary Steenburgen, director Robert Zemeckis and the theme song singer Huey Lewis reunited on the Today Show yesterday.


Previously: Michael J. Fox stars in a shot-for-shot remake of the Back to the Future trailer

How to troll a mouse


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The Creepy Snickers Lady Halloween costume is available


You still got about 1 day left to bid, if you want to dress up as the creepy Snickers grocery store lady from the creepy Snickers Halloween commercial, this Halloween.

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Balloon Boy's dad is back with an infomercial

After doing some time for the last stunt he pulled, I don't know if there's anyone Richard Heene can fool with his Bear ScratchTM.


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