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Warren G. and Nate Dogg's "Regulate" synopsis on Wikipedia
Epic Wikipedia rap song synopsis is epic:
Update: The Wikipedia article has been edited and the synopsis removed. We managed to retrieve the rest of the text:
On a cool, clear night (typical to Southern California) Warren G travels through his neighborhood, searching for women with whom he might initiate sexual intercourse. He has chosen to engage in this pursuit alone.Read the rest: Regulate (song) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - Synopsis
Nate Dogg, having just arrived in Long Beach, seeks Warren. Ironically, Nate passes a car full of women who are excited to see him. He insists to the women that there is no cause for excitement.
Warren makes a left at 21st Street and Lewis Ave, where he sees a group of young men enjoying a game of dice together. He parks his car and greets them. He is excited to find people to play with, but to his chagrin, he discovers they intend to relieve him of his material possessions. Once the hopeful thieves reveal their firearms, Warren realizes he is in a considerable predicament.
Meanwhile, Nate passes the women, as they are low on his list of priorities. His primary concern is locating Warren. After curtly casting away the strumpets (whose interest in Nate was such that they crashed their automobile), he serendipitously stumbles upon his friend, Warren G, being held up by the young miscreants.
Warren, unaware that Nate is surreptitiously observing the scene unfold, is in disbelief that he's being robbed. The perpetrators have taken jewelry and a name brand designer watch from Warren, who is so incredulous that he asks what else the robbers intend to steal. This is most likely a rhetorical question.
Observing these unfortunate proceedings, Nate realizes that he may have to use his firearm to deliver his friend from harm.
The tension crescendos as the robbers point their guns to Warren's head. Warren senses the gravity of his situation. He cannot believe the events unfolding could happen in his own neighborhood. As he imagines himself escaping in a surreal fashion, he catches a glimpse of his friend, Nate.
Update: The Wikipedia article has been edited and the synopsis removed. We managed to retrieve the rest of the text:
Nate has seventeen cartridges (sixteen residing in the pistol's magazine, with a solitary round placed in the chamber and ready to be fired) to expend on the group of robbers. Afterward, he generously shares the credit for neutralizing the situation with Warren, though it is clear that Nate did all of the difficult work. Putting congratulations aside, Nate quickly reminds himself that he has committed multiple homicides to save Warren before letting his friend know that there are females nearby if he wishes to fornicate with them.
Warren recalls that it was the promise of copulation that coaxed him away from his previous activities, and is thankful that Nate knows a way to satisfy these urges. Nate quickly finds the women who earlier crashed their car on Nate's account. He remarks to one that he is fond of her physical appeal. The woman, impressed by Nate's singing ability, asks that he and Warren allow her and her friends to share transportation. Soon, both friends are driving with automobiles full of women to the East Side Motel, presumably to consummate their flirtation in an orgy.
The third verse is more expository, with Warren and Nate explaining their G Funk musical style. Warren displays his bravado by daring anyone to approach the style. There follows a brief discussion of the genre's musicological features, with special care taken to point out that in said milieu the rhythm is not in fact the rhythm, as one might assume, but actually the bass. Similarly the bass serves a purpose closer to that which the treble would in more traditional musical forms. Nate displays his bravado by claiming that individuals with equivalent knowledge could not even attempt to approach his level of lyrical mastery. Nate goes on to note that if any third party smokes as he does, they would find themselves in a state of intoxication almost daily (from Nate's other works, it can be inferred that the substance referenced is marijuana). Nate concludes his delineation of the night by issuing a threat to "busters," suggesting that he and Warren will further "regulate" any potential incidents in the future (presumably by engaging their antagonists with small arms fire).
WTF Amazon product of the day
It's a Parent Child Testing Product, if you couldn't figure that out already. And it's pretty cheap too: $25,035.98 for a 15-pack, and $10,035.98 for a 5-pack. The product description says: "Testing product, do not purchase. Please see other products below."
And if you're still in doubt about what it is and what it's good for, there are other pictures of it. Also, some customer reviews.
Lara Croft street name
Lara Croft Way opens in Derby:
A road named after the heroine of the Tomb Raider video games has opened in Derby.
Lara Croft Way is part of the city's new £36.2m inner ring road system designed to improve traffic flow.
The name was chosen from a shortlist by public vote, with 89% of those polled opting for the character devised by Derby-based game studio Core Design.
Chicken has identity issues
My Penguin Chicken:
Meet Mumble - the chicken that thinks he's a penguin. Farmer Lu Xi said that he got the confused bird as a chick - but instead of scratching in the ground and flying up to a perch to roost at night - Mumble walks around the coop just like a penguin waddling from side to side.via
Lu said: "He only has little wings as well just like a penguin which he sticks out when he walks. I guess that's why he never flies."
They rapin' everbody out here...
Rape victim brother and Internet viral person of the moment, Antoine Dodson, speaks on the news:
Steve Carrell vs. Zach Galifianakis
Steve Carrell is Zach's guest on Funny or Die's Between Two Fernsand he's, talking about his upcoming movie Dinner for Schmucks. And other stuff too.
Funny or Die
Funny or Die
Björk talks about her TV
From the archives: Icelandic singer and deep thinker Björk tries to answer the question "fuckin' televisions, how do they work?"
Helmet Keanu photoshops: round 1
You've been warned yesterday, Keanu is back. Deal with it.
See some more on Buzzfeed
Add him yourself to an image of your choice
See some more on Buzzfeed
Add him yourself to an image of your choice
Comic superhero of the day: Foreskin Man
Foreskin Man to the rescue:
Frustrated by societys failure to protect its most vulnerable citizens, Foreskin Man has taken up the fight agains male genital mutilation.via
Aided by the power of his technologically advanced plasma boots, Foreskin Man flies above the city to hunt down criminals who cut tthe genitals of innocent boys.
It is the dawn of a new era. Circumcisers, beware!
Strong North Korean web design is strong
Today, in WTF HTML coding: viewing the source of The Official Webpage of The Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK):
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Kid's day at the zoo ruined
4-year-old little Geoffrey here came to zoo to see cool animals, such as lions, puma, and bears, but the girls wasted all his time seeing only gentle animals.
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Marijuana on the streets of NYC
Picture taken in East Village, on Brooklyn and Union Square. Whose plant is this?
Marijuana Found Growing Wild On East Village Sidewalk
Cute animal video of the day: Carnitas the little piglet
The cuteness of Carnitas, the little Juliana mini potbelly will melt your heart.
Thanks Barbarella
Thanks Barbarella
70's Star Trek with kids
A couple of kids from Cape Cod make a Star Trek fan movie in 1978. 30 years later, the video was redubbed and uploaded to Youtube.
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Zebra + donkey = ?
Zenkey? Donbra? The guys from Chestatee Wildlife Preserve, where it was born, call it a 'zedonk'.
It turns out, the zebra/donkey romance has been many years in the making, but somehow the duo managed to keep it a secret. "The animals have been running (in the fields) together for more than 40 years, but this is the first time that this has happened here," says the preserve's founder. "We never suspected that they (had mated), so it was quite a surprise when the zedonk was born."Treehugger
While the mating may have been a well-kept secret, there's little mystery about which characteristics the baby zedonk inherited from her zebra father and which came from her donkey mother. With the distinctive black stripes of a zebra on her legs and face, and the narrow head of a donkey, the wildlife preserve's newest resident looks to be a perfect hybrid.
Justin Bieber Segway getaway
Justin Bieber is trying to escape an crazed mob of teenage fans. His means of transportation is not of much help.
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Youtube easter egg: snake game
Youtube now offers a snake game to play while you're waiting for the video to load, or while the video is playing and you find it too boring. Just hold down the left key on your keyboard while you're on a Youtube video page and the snake will appear on the video area. Here's a demonstrative video (you'll need to turn your volume up to hear what this guy is saying):
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Kick-ass goal celebration of the day
Only in Iceland: Halldor Orri and his fellow team mates from Stjarnan, celebrate scoring a goal from a penalty kick in a game against Fylkir.
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