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Two men face court for goat sex, owner demands wedding
The young men, whose names and ages were not released, were caught in the act by police and arrested outside the rural town of Mbucuta in central Mozambique, the website of the state broadcaster said.Link
"One of the young men was naked and holding the goat's head, and the other was having sex with the animal," witness Mario Creva told Radio Mozambique.
The owner was demanding the young men pay him damages and initiate a traditional wedding ceremony by paying "lobolo," a dowry, a family member told Radio Mozambique.
Cactus mishap
This guy fell backwards onto a cactus after a few drinks while playing a round of golf at a desert course. It took paramedics over three hours to remove the cactus before he could get into an ambulance and go to the hospital.via
Tree House | Amazing Tree House Picture
What is This? House on a TREE or TREE on a House? This looks like amazing.
School dormitory shuts due to 27 lesbians
A South African girls' boarding school outside Durban has closed down a dormitory after accusing 27 residents of being lesbians.Link
Two girls were caught kissing in the dormitory, which houses 300 students.
When confronted by school officials, they identified 25 other lesbians in the dorm.
Tree Wallpapers | Download Amazing Tree Wallpapers
Download Free Wallpapers of Amazing Tree. Art Created by Nature with TREES which are really our best friends, gives us water, fresh air, life, food, and we also make our houses from TREE. Here published Amazing Wallpapers of TREE. Download Amazing TREE Wallpapers for your Desktop or Laptop for FREE.
Bling bling of the day: my head made of diamonds hanging around my neck
Boston Celtics star Marquis Daniels had this made for him at a celebrity jeweler in Beverly Hills.
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Android Karenina
We had Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters, now it's time for another classic: Android Karenina:
As in the original novel, our story follows two relationships: the tragic adulterous romance of Anna Karenina and Count Alexei Vronsky, and the much more hopeful marriage of Nikolai Levin and Kitty Shcherbatskaya. These four, yearning for true love, live in a steampunk-inspired 19th century of mechanical butlers, extraterrestrial-worshiping cults, and airborne debutante balls. Their passions alone would be enough to consume them—but when a secret cabal of radical scientific revolutionaries launches an attack on Russian high society’s high-tech lifestyle, our heroes must fight back with all their courage, all their gadgets, and all the power of a sleek new cyborg model like nothing the world has ever seen.
Filled with the same blend of romance, drama, and fantasy that made the first two Quirk Classics New York Times best sellers, Android Karenina brings this celebrated series into the exciting world of science fiction.
Lady Gaga scarecrow
Inspired by her outfit worn at the Brit Awards, it's scaring the crap out of the birds from a weat farm in Surrey.
Check it out
I have to quit masturbating
Today I was getting an examination and the doctor said that I'm going to have to quit masturbating :(
I asked why and he said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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I asked why and he said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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Things you probably didn't know
1. The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.There's more: 30 Things You Probably Don’t Know
2. The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.
3. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
4. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
5. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2″ by 3-1/2″.
6. During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen in the distance (and Heston’s wearing a watch).
7. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. This explains my current situation.
8. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
9. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.
10. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
Lars von Trier directs Denmark tourism ads
Warning: pretty distrurbing images (they're directed by Lars von Trier)
Denmark Introduces Harrowing New Tourism Ads Directed By Lars Von Trier | via
Denmark Introduces Harrowing New Tourism Ads Directed By Lars Von Trier | via
Jesus antelope
"Leaving a wake like a skipped rock, an antelope speeds through water in Mozambique's Maputo Elephant Reserve."
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$10,000 to save this drunken idiot
A NIGHT of drunken skylarking has left a Ukrainian tourist with a hangover he will always remember - and taxpayers with a huge bill.Link | More pictures here
After a night on the drink, the 19-year-old man scaled down a cliff near Manly but got stuck half way and passed out.
After being alerted by a fisherman, rescue workers found him asleep on his back on a ledge 30m above sea level at North Head early yesterday morning.
The rescue operation will cost taxpayers at least $10,000.
Pot leaf-shaped pot holder
Pot holder:
So, what you've got here is a pot holder that LOOKS like a pot leaf! Pot ... pot. Hilarious!via
Long after the novelty of this aptly-named product wears off, you'll be enjoying its quality construction and convenience.
Made of 100% Silicone. Dishwasher safe. Safe for temps up to 500°F/260°C.
Maxipad for your iPad
With protective wings.
The iMaxi, from HipHandMaids is available on Etsy:
The iMaxi, from HipHandMaids is available on Etsy:
With its durable vinyl outer layer and plush, quilted-cotton sleeve, the iMaxi helps keep your iPad clean and dry. Plus, the iMaxi's Velcro-latched, advanced wing design wraps snugly around your device, so your iPad always stays where it should. Best of all, it shields it from all those unsightly and embarrassing leaks that would make any motherboard worry!
Each handmade iMaxi can be easily customized to fit your active lifestyle. If you don’t see a color you like, just ask! You can even select red material or thread for the interior to get that special…uh…“used” look.
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Scooter Wallpapers, Cheap Scooter, Electric Scooters
Scooters are best two wheeler vehicle for local and short distance travel, especially to go office or else.
When we visit the scooter store we find various types of scooter models like 2 Wheeler Scooter, Three Wheeler Scooter, Electric Scooters and w can’t stop our self from that excitement. From my point of view, Electric Scooters are very best scooter to save money and pollution controlling. And not difficult to get Cheap Electric Scooter. Few days ago only 50cc Scooters were available but now we can get it up to 150cc for more speed experience and fun.
When we visit the scooter store we find various types of scooter models like 2 Wheeler Scooter, Three Wheeler Scooter, Electric Scooters and w can’t stop our self from that excitement. From my point of view, Electric Scooters are very best scooter to save money and pollution controlling. And not difficult to get Cheap Electric Scooter. Few days ago only 50cc Scooters were available but now we can get it up to 150cc for more speed experience and fun.
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